Sarcastic Quotes

 

Well aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine?
Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Back off!! You’re standing in my aura.
Wait… I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
Earth is full. Go home.
If assholes could fly, this place would be a freaking airport!

 

Don’t know who came up with them, but hey, thanks for making me laugh. Hehe

– CdP

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