Just for Fun 😉
Keep it classy, never trashy, just a little bit nasty!
I’m great. In bed… I can sleep for days.
I’m the type who leave a mark… on your neck.
Cute. But devilish inside.
I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.
I’m just a good girl, with bad habits.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
Good at being bad.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
We all have secrets.
*I am a Lady* a Perverted one, but still a Lady.
I like you, because you join in on my weirdness.
Your lips are like wine… and I want to get drunk.
Call me old fashioned, but I actually take love, sex and feelings seriously.
Good girls do bad things sometimes.
Prostitute – that’s a profession. A bitch – that’s for the lifetime.
My brother was so mean when I was a child. He used to glue the pages of his porn magazines together so I couldn’t look at them.
Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica’s mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers the phone pissed:
– What’s up?
– What’s up?, – some man asks.
– Who are you?
– I’m Monica’s husband
– Listen, man, I’m about to finish, she will spit it out and will call you back!!!
WTF? = Where’s The Food?
The bible teaches us to love, and Kamasutra shows how to do that…
In the morning Tom calls to his boss:
– Good morning, boss, unfortunately I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”
The boss replies:
– You know Tom, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Bob calls:
– Boss, I followed your advise, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.
Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears and father disappears. (So sad how true this is…)
– Daddy, what is in between mummy’s legs?
– A paradise.
– And what’s between your’s?
– The key.
– So you should change the lock, because our neighbor has a passkey.
During a blind date, as a man and a woman were filling each other in on their pasts, the man said, “A genie once gave me the option of having a longer penis or better memory”.
“And which did you choose?” the woman asked.
A man replied “I don’t remember”.
Girls don’t dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
I don’t have a dirty mind, just a sexy imagination.
Do you ever just look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex? (Yes… Yes I do… lol)
Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed.
I may not be everyone’s cup of tee, but I am someone’s double whiskey.
An empty browser history. Is a dirty browser history.
When I said I’d hit that. I meant with a car.
If I show you a picture on my phone. Don’t swipe left. Don’t swipe right. Just look.
I was not checking him out. I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.
Let’s break the law so hard, it can’t be fixed.
What’s your dirty little secret?
When your teacher says something and you and your friend think of it in a dirty way.
Great minds think alike, but dirty minds work together.
My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display, like a museum.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.