More Sarcastic Quotes

If we kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder, it would be an apocalypse!

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or lie to myself and try to like you?

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide bodies.

 

– CdP

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