Some Dirty Humour

(Just got this on What’sApp, figured I had to share it.) 😂

​*1.  Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”!*

*2.  Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s upper body starts with a “B”. Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a “P” Peticoat, panties, pussy… That’s origin of “BP”!*

*3.  Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you’re fucked.*

*4.  Success is like pregnancy; Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.*

*5.  What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!*

*6.  3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME’, don’t take it as a compliment!*

*7.  Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.*

*8.  Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life..!*

*9.  When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach ad say “Congrats!”. But none of them come and touch the man’s Penis and say “Well done!”.*

*Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter*

Got naughty friends? Be sure to share the above.

– CdP

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